Simping Tier List
"My love, we are not perfect Spheres but panting apes, Hot and hairy for the air. Every marriage is a treaty; Every treaty is a canvas" - Curtis Yarvin, Sedition
F Tier: Simping for your loving wife who you fuck often. The current version of Delicious Tacos. The guy who drops a hundred grand a year on his high school sweetheart, who was a 5 before she had 4 kids. Makes me want to vomit, but is also sweet and wholesome.
E Tier: Simping for your bitch wife who never lets you hit anymore but doesn’t cheat. The individual equivalent of the relationship between the U.S. and the Soviet Union during WWII.
D Tier: Cuckoldry. I also include giving money to OnlyFans models, paying for pornography, etc: any situation where you pay a woman to have sex with someone else. Some think that this is S tier, but we can do much better.
C Tier: Race cucking: Paying a woman to have sex with a man of a different race, especially if she is of the same race as the cuck, and especially if she never has sex with men of the same race. You know what’s coming next:
(C+B)/2 Tier: Do I need to spell it out?
B Tier: Anime girls. This, in my opinion, is where the real simping begins. Not only are you giving altruistically, but you are giving to nothing and no one. Neither Clare, Lucy, Mikasa, Asuna, Kurisu, Applejack, nor Felix ever sees or appreciates the yen you burn at their shrines. The Japanese are the most hardcore race of our time: everything they do, they do to the greatest extent possible, regardless of financial, social, or bodily consequences. The most hardcore race of all time is, of course, the Greeks.
A Tier: Cars, Fictional Characters without Genitals, Being Sexually Attracted to Heavy Machinery. Not only are you simping for no one, but you cannot even imagine what it would be like to fuck them.
S Tier: Religion
(Also Exoteric Platonism (for esoteric Platonism read Selective Breeding and the Birth of Philosophy) and Neoplatonism)
In religions, people worship, flagellate themselves for, extravagantly give to, and devote time and effort to something they cannot conceive of.